I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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