- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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