Cripples are lame.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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i found waldo.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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