A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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