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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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