What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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A man died.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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