- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Caroline Kelly.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Guest what in the butt

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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