What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Your mums a potato

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A house comes around the corner.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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