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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

My cat just died.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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