In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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69.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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