If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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i saw amango it splootered

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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