Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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