- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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