- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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