I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Donald Trump

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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