Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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