Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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