- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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