- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

God is real.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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