How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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