- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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