- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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