- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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