A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

. . I am a whale

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

hola said the chinese man

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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