- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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