A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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