- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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