Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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