- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

God is real.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Women's rights.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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