- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Dane Cook makes a joke.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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