Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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How old are you? 7

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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