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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

. . I am a whale

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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