Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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