If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Your big dick.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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