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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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