Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Hello

thumb_up thumb_down +3

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

thumb_up thumb_down +1

42

thumb_up thumb_down +1

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops