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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Peas

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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