- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Knock knock It's open, come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Hello.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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