- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

you will like this because i am black.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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