- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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