- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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