Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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