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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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