- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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