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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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