Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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