- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Once upon a time a was born

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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