a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Anti Joke

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