Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Jimmy Saville

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womens rights

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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