- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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