- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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