What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Chris is hairy

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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