Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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