- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

whats green and lives in the water

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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