- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

One, two, three, four and five

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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