- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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