- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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