- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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