Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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