- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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