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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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