Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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diarrhea.

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