how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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My cat just died.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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