- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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