- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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