Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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God is real.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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