How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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