What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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