roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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