Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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