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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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