Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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