- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

why does the man appear fat he is

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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