- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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