- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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