Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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