mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Anti Joke

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