- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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