- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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