- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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