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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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