If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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