- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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