- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

I have a horse.

Your mums a potato

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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