- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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