Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Gus's mom

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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