What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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