- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

John lazzaro likes dick

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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