- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Sarah Palin.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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