I'm homeless.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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