-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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