What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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