what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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