- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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