A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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where's mom I killed her

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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