Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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