- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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