What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Cancer

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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