- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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