Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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