whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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