last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

. . I am a whale

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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