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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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