Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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