- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Women's Rights

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Go away still nothing to see

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Women outside of the kitchen.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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