Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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I'm so punny.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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