The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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