- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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