What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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