- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

haha black people :D

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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