- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I wrote a funny joke.

here's a joke... the american education society

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

The chickens have become self-aware!

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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