What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

woman's rights

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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