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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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