Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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women's rights.

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