- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Gay rights.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Your mums a potato

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Your big dick.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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