A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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