Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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