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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what's the difference between a duck?

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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