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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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