Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Cripples are lame.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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