- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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