guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why so serious ?

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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