What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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