A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than this That :(

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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