- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Blacks

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Tunechi

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.