- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

asians have slitted eyes lol

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

You are joking right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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