what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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sky silverstein

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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