What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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