Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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