- Anti Joke

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Women's Rights.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..