- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A black man walks out of a police station

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

I am quite mature.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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