- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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