Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A hill billy went fishing

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

woman's lacrosse

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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