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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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