What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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