- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

womens rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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