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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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