- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

antonis sister is mighty fine

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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