- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

how much fish could a chicken

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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