Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Get on the boat.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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