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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

why dont they make black forks

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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