Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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