I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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