What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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