- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

hola said the chinese man

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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