Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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star wars kid

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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