What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Anti Joke

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