Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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i like it in the mouth

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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