Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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