- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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