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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

"Knock knock." "Come in."

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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