Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

the economy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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