- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

binladin walks into the american seals

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

The chickens have become self-aware!

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