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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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