- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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