- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

your mama's so fat... that's it

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

A penis walks into a bar..

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