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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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