- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

I'm Polish.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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