If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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the bible

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Anti Joke

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