So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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