Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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