- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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