A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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The cream, it is coming

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Tunechi

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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