why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Chuck Norris and 2 other cowboys were out in the old west. After a long day of travel in the desert, the three of them set up camp for the night. Having sat around their fire silently for some time, the first of the cowboys decided to speak up. "You know," he said, "I believe I am the manliest man here! Why, this one time I was riding all alone through the desert on my manly horse when I stumbled upon a town that had no name. Upon entering the town, I realized that the townspeople were in a panic. Everyone was fleeing for their lives and screaming. So I grabbed the nearest woman to me around the neck and demanded of her, 'What the hell is going on around here?!!!' The woman, terrified, only managed to stammer and point. Low and behold, there was a wild bull skewering people through the heart. So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and grabbed the bull by the horns and looked him straight in the eyes, broke his neck, crushed his testicles, rammed my fist into his chest, pulled out his heart and ate it! That is how much of a man I am!" There was silence quite for a while. Soon the other cowboy cleared his voice and said: "You, know, that's pretty good, but I am more of a man than that! Why, this one time, me and a few of my manly buddies were off on a horse trip. I was bringing up the rear of the line when all of a sudden I heard a commotion at the front of the line. Kicking my fine horse with my spurs, I raced ahead to see what was the matter. Low and behold, there was a twenty-foot rattler that had consumed my friend whole! So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and ran over to the snake, grabbed him around the neck, crushed his testicles, bit off his head, sucked the venom from its cold, lifeless body and then spit it upon the dry ground like acid! That is how much of a man I am!" After this, there was another silence. The two cowboys looked one another over, each recognizing the other to be a fine specimen of what it is to be a man. They then both patiently waited to hear Chuck Norris' response. But there was only silence. Off in the distance an owl hooted. A coyote howled. Still, silence. Chuck Norris didn't say a word; he merely continued to sit calmly and stir the coals of the fire with his penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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