- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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