- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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