- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A man did not like this site

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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