^ That's not even funny ^

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

a black man pays his child support

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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