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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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