Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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