- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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