- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

womens rights.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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