- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Chuck Norris.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Chris is hairy

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

9/11 my birthday

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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