Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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