- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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