a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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