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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

The cream, it is coming

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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