- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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