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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

roses are red poo is poo

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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