A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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