rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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