Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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