A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

thumb_up thumb_down -34

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

thumb_up thumb_down -42

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops