Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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haha

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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