- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Potassium? K.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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