An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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God is real.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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