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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

woman's rights

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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