Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

roses are red poo is poo

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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