- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

You know what's cool? Yep.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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