- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What is better than tissues? Correct!

how do you call someone? use a phone

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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