- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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