- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Whats green? The color green.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A hill billy went fishing

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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