- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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