Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Here come the elephants over the hill!

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

hola said the chinese man

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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