I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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