Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Im taking a shit right now.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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