Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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poopy is poopy

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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