- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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