-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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