- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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