If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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This isn't funny.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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