- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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