Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Peas

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...