- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

class is canceled. My professor died.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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