woman's rights

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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I have a really funny joke.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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