Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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