A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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hi

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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SHUT UP JP

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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