- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

kennah campion when she talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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