- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

roses are red poo is poo

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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