- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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