- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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