Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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