- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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