It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Turkey Balls

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My mom

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Anti Joke

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