- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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