- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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