- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Whose your daddy? Not me

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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