- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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