- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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