A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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haha black people :D

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Weaner

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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