There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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