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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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