A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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