- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

binladin walks into the american seals

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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