- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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