- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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