- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

whats brown and sticky? Doody

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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