why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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