- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

[Set up] [No punch line]

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want