What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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