Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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