- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

drugs.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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