- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Women.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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