Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Faithful men.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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