What is better than life? Nothing.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why? Because.

Democracy.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

hi jonny

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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