How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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