- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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