- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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