- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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