- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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