What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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womens rights

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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