- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Tall asians

Guess what? I like trains.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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