- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

guess what what ...

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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